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master-of-the-game:

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Noir series continues with a game of pool at Vic’s.

Please notice that Mr. Garak is the first one of… six?

Pool Series: 1/6
B\w (true noir) version under cut

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riotmlllf:

if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

zooophagous:

bethany-sensei:

ysabelmystic:

Y’all in the American SW and west Mexico better check the national hurricane center and your weather for this weekend and next week.

Hurricane Hilary is about to make landfall and that whole desert area is supposed to get a years worth of rain or more. Death Valley is supposed to get twice the annual rainfall. Severe winds, massive flooding, and landslides are all strong possibilities.

This is gonna get ugly. Please spread the word. This is a majorly anomalous event and people may be unaware of the threat headed their way.

Flash floods are definitely gonna kill people, so here’s your regularly scheduled PSA:

Desert soil does not absorb a significant amount of water. It reaches maximum saturation very very quickly, and all the rest of the water rushes downhill. Even if you can’t tell that the ground is not perfectly flat, the water can. And it will move. Quickly. No, faster than that. Nope, still faster. If you try to cross moving floodwater, you will get swept downstream and probably die.

Do not try to wade in/cross flood water that is any deeper than the thickness of the sole of an average athletic shoe, no I am not kidding, the water will get deeper literally while you’re standing in it.

This goes for cars, too. I’ve seen entire vehicles getting swept downstream in flash floods because the driver thought they could cross the “puddle” and Found Out.

Stay safe, y’all.

A couple of inches of moving water is more than enough to move a car. Don’t fuck with it.

wingedspirit:

baggvinshield:

i still don’t think I’ve fully processed the implications of the Crowley-as-an-angel scene and how it shows that he’s been trying to prevent armageddon since before time even began. he heard that 6000-year universal age limit and immediately knew what it meant. it was the first thing he did “wrong”, the cause of his first and oldest and deepest wound, it’s “you can’t kill kids”, it’s his deeply held belief that it’s not acceptable to create just to destroy. he tries to stop it before it even begins and he Falls, he tries again after the first 6000 years & temporarily succeeds. he says let’s run away but he hasn’t yet, and it’s hard to imagine he actually will.

A screenshot of a quote from the Good Omens book:  "And then Game Over, Insert Coin?" said Crowley. "Sometimes I find your methods of expression a little difficult to follow." "I like the seas as they are. It doesn't have to happen. You don't have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right." Aziraphale shrugged again.  "You don't have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right" is highlighted.ALT
stephendann:
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“Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave
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“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE...

stephendann:

words4bloghere:

tealdeertamer:

iconuk01:

srsfunny:

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

ralfmaximus:

kogiopsis:

mens-rights-activia:

tilthat:

TIL that Portugal did a radical experiment against addiction by decriminalizing all drugs and used the anti-drug budget on job programs and services to connect addicted people with their community. 10 years later drug deaths fell by 80% and heroin addiction by 50%.

via ift.tt

It’s almost as if focusing on eradicating the factors that drive people to addiction, rather than criminalizing the addiction itself, has a better outcome. who would’ve guessed 🤔🤔🤔

OKAY WAIT I HAVE TO ADD SOMETHING.

One of the other consequences is that Lisbon now does have a drug problem… with fake drugs. Seriously. People are hawking flour as ‘cocaine’ and ground bay leaves as ‘hashish’ to tourists on the street. The police have run anti-bay-leaf campaigns, but they can’t arrest these dealers because the items they’re selling are perfectly legal, and technically if a tourist is stupid enough to buy flour and think it’s cocaine, that’s their own fault.

What a great ‘drug problem’ to have.

aevumace:

Just stumbled upon this homophobic ad from a Christian Church on Facebook and the way it unintentionally slayed—

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direwoman:

void-mori:

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he’ll do things to dicks you cannot conceive of

a-dauntless-daffodil:

aqueerkettleofish:

alexseanchai:

Cracking up at the display of free condoms at the Seattle Aces & Aros booth at Pride today 😂 I love my people 💚💜 pic.twitter.com/sl08MeBOkm  — jarrow | #EndOTWRacism (@jarrow272) June 25, 2023ALT

image embedded in tweet is a full bin labeled “Free Condoms, Be Safe Today!”, with the aro flag on both the label and each of the condom packets, next to a full bin labeled “Free Water Balloons, Have Fun Today!”, doing the same thing with the ace flag.

This is in fact a funny joke, but it’s worth noting that that condoms are stronger than balloons. I say this as someone who has taken a 3 pound bag of water to the face that did not explode.

scribbles in ace diary: Do not… throw… water dicks… at ppl… unless… you… can cover… their… medical bills….

asteriski:

at the con today nicole de boer was asked who was a better kisser: michael dorn or siddig. she said nana visitor. i literally started the clapping, i was clapping as she was still saying the words. i have no chill thank you nicole de boer